I swear this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A cat was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out over a building. They were hopping all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of website a dream. This can't be legit, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe what just occurred. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just making no sense. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?